Let me take you down...
Mars may need women and guitars, but at this juncture what it really needs is
firepower, and plenty of it...
SHADOW OF THE BEAST
...and we don’t know just where our bones will rest. To dust, we guess.
NITROPLUS BLASTERZ: HEROINES INFINITE DUEL
...and people say that we’re nuts!
A Crowd of Monsters
Have you ever chowed down on a dish made from ingredients that you know, but it
tasted yummier than you’d have ever imagined such a combination could?
HYRULE WARRIORS LEGENDS
Hey, somebody got their Warriors all up in our Zelda!
ROCKETBIRDS 2: EVOLUTION
Ain’t found a way to kill him yet, eyes burn with stinging sweat...
AZKEND 2: THE WORLD BENEATH
Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter...
Milky Tea/Wales Interactive
The Reaper went down to Sunny Pines, he was lookin’ for some olds to steal...
ENTER THE GUNGEON
Dodge Roll/Devolver Digital
Ooh! Look at that cutie pie bullet with the giant fez! Aww... SPLOT!
RATCHET & CLANK
Cool, it’s Depeche Mode’s ‘People Are People’!
Remedy Entertainment/Microsoft Studios
I’ve got to get to you first, it’s just a question of BZZTDT!
Slip slidin’ away. You know the nearer your destination the more you’re slip
There’s always someone looking at you, whoa-oh-oh-oh...
“To challenge the irresistible force of UFC 2, we have the
immoveable object. She’s been called the Brick Hit House, Amy-y-y Flower!”
Up, down, turn around. Please don’t let me hit the grou- OOF!
FAR CRY PRIMAL
A big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere, and to everyone else out
there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!
Shoot that poison arrow through my kn-ee-ee-ee-ee...
Don’t worry, I won't hurt you. I only want you to have some fun...
DON'T DIE, MR ROBOT!
Infinite State Games
Aww, these graphics are shit! That thing doesn’t look even a little bit like
BLAST 'EM BUNNIES
That joke isn’t bunny anymore...
STREET FIGHTER V
Thigh voltage sock and ragdoll...
Samurai Punk/Surprise Attack Games
When we’re young, we’re usually advised that cheats never prosper...
ASSAULT ANDROID CACTUS
Witch Beam Games
Hey dictionary, we need to talk...
ARSLAN: THE WARRIORS OF LEGEND
Omega Force/Koei Tecmo
Which came first, the novels, the manga or the anime?
PLANTS VS ZOMBIES: GARDEN WARFARE 2
Zomburbia, where the suburbs meet BRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
As Siobhan Fahey once mused, all the world’s a stage...