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POSTED 17/5/12

MAX PAYNE 3
Rockstar Games
PS3 (also on Xbox 360, PC)


Max, Max, Max. All he really needs
are cigarettes and alcohol... and more painkillers than Gregory
House could crave limping through a Vicodin-addled sploog dream...
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POSTED 11/5/12

DATURA
Sony
PS3/PSN/Move


Suddenly I stop, but I know it's too
late. I'm lost in a forest all alone... MORE>>


POSTED 8/5/12

MARIO PARTY 9
Nintendo
Wii


Come listen to the story of a bloke
named Mario, a plumber with a red shirt, blue dacks and a schmick-o
mo...
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POSTED 4/5/12

KINECT STAR WARS
Microsoft
Xbox 360/Kinect


Urgh. Not again! “May the fourth
be with you!”. Uh-huh, we’ve only heard that one 1,138 times today...
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POSTED 2/5/12

BIRDS OF STEEL
Konami
PS3 (also on Xbox 360)


It’s a war that will rage
eternally within the hearts and minds of so many... the fight for
buns of steel. Whassat? Heh, oops...
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POSTED 29/4/12

PROTOTYPE 2
Activision
PS3 (also on Xbox 360)


Yes, the stereotypes, there must be
more to life...
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POSTED 27/4/12

PURE CHESS
Ripstone
PS3/PSN (also on Vita/PSN)


The sixth century comes alive! 64
squares! 32 champions! Mesmerising battles! Mind-blowing strategy!
Royalty at war! Horsies! Prawns! Saturday, Saturday, Saturday!
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POSTED 25/4/12

THE SPLATTERS
SpikySnail/Microsoft
Xbox 360/XBLA


Must... exercise...
constraint. Must...
not...
bend...
to...
oh-so-tempty...
temptation...
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POSTED 22/4/12

THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD 4
SEGA
PS3/PSN/Move


If all you wanna do is ‘BLAT! BLAT! BLAT!
BLAT!’ then here is the house. Even though there isn’t a house as
such...
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POSTED 20/4/12

TOTAL WAR: SHOGUN 2 - FALL OF THE SAMURAI
SEGA
PC


When it comes to war, we on
the good ship Gamesblip know absolutely fuck all. If said good ship
was sent off to said war then we’d be lucky to sail millimetres from
the pier before being broadsided or otherwise scuttled, sunk or
kerplunked...
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POSTED 19/4/12

FEZ
Polytron/Microsoft
Xbox 360/XBLA


Candy! Sweet, sweet candy! Whassat? It’s an
‘F’? Oh, puck...
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POSTED 17/4/12

TRIALS EVOLUTION
Ubisoft
Xbox 360/XBLA


No matter how you tell it, no
matter how you spell it, it's evolution, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh...
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POSTED 14/4/12

RESIDENT EVIL: OPERATION RACCOON CITY
Capcom
PS3 (also on Xbox 360, PC)


Hey kid, rock and roll. Raccoon,
ooh, my soul...
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