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POSTED
27/8/14
COUNTERSPY
Dynamighty/Sony
   
Max:
Chief, this is Max. What I have to report will require the Cone of
Silence...
Chief: Really, Max?
Max: Yes Chief.
Cone of Silence:
FWOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-FATOOM!
Chief: Sigh.
Max: Chief, would you
believe the Socialist Republic are going to nuke the moon?!
Chief: Yes, we know Max. Our Imperialist States have the same plan.
Max: But Chief, if they nuke the moon, where will we get cheese
from?
Chief: Never mind that Max, if either side nukes the
moon it’ll also destroy Earth!
Max: That’s terrible, Chief.
99 and I are holidaying in two weeks!
Chief: Well Max, it’s
down to you to stop this. You’ll need to stealthily infiltrate the
Socialist and Imperialist bases, take out their soldiers, collect
blueprints and disable their computers. All without alerting them to
your presence, for if you do Defcon levels will raise until you may
have mere seconds to complete the task before “KABLOOEY!” It’s a
very dangerous mission...
Max: Yes, well danger is my
business...
Chief: No it isn’t, that’s Cool McCool...
Max: Oh, sorry about that Chief. So, is there anything else I should
know?
Chief: Well, you’ll be slickly animated in slick
environments with slick graphics and slick sonics.
Max: The
old fully slick trick?
Chief: Yes Max. You’ll mostly sneak in
2D, but when sliding into cover to hide from heavily-armed
army-types you’ll pop into a 3D over-the-shoulder shooter-type
arrangement. It’ll all happen seamlessly, too, and in
randomly-generated bases. Before entering each infiltration mission
you’ll use cash gained from previous sorties to upgrade weaponry and
engage other perks that Carlson’s prepared for you. Sometimes you’ll
have little to assist due to previous incompetence, and Defcons will
be so high that with one false move you’ll be toast...
Max:
Cheese!
Chief: This is serious, Max. Despite despicable
loading times, this mission is vital. The fate of the entire planet
depends on you.
Cone of Silence:
FWOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-FATOOM!
Max:
....and loving it!
  
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