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POSTED 27/8/14


COUNTERSPY

Dynamighty/Sony



Max: Chief, this is Max. What I have to report will require the Cone of Silence...

Chief: Really, Max?

Max: Yes Chief.

Cone of Silence: FWOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-FATOOM!

Chief: Sigh.

Max: Chief, would you believe the Socialist Republic are going to nuke the moon?!

Chief: Yes, we know Max. Our Imperialist States have the same plan.

Max: But Chief, if they nuke the moon, where will we get cheese from?

Chief: Never mind that Max, if either side nukes the moon itíll also destroy Earth!

Max: Thatís terrible, Chief. 99 and I are holidaying in two weeks!

Chief: Well Max, itís down to you to stop this. Youíll need to stealthily infiltrate the Socialist and Imperialist bases, take out their soldiers, collect blueprints and disable their computers. All without alerting them to your presence, for if you do Defcon levels will raise until you may have mere seconds to complete the task before ďKABLOOEY!Ē Itís a very dangerous mission...

Max: Yes, well danger is my business...

Chief: No it isnít, thatís Cool McCool...

Max: Oh, sorry about that Chief. So, is there anything else I should know?

Chief: Well, youíll be slickly animated in slick environments with slick graphics and slick sonics.

Max: The old fully slick trick?

Chief: Yes Max. Youíll mostly sneak in 2D, but when sliding into cover to hide from heavily-armed army-types youíll pop into a 3D over-the-shoulder shooter-type arrangement. Itíll all happen seamlessly, too, and in randomly-generated bases. Before entering each infiltration mission youíll use cash gained from previous sorties to upgrade weaponry and engage other perks that Carlsonís prepared for you. Sometimes youíll have little to assist due to previous incompetence, and Defcons will be so high that with one false move youíll be toast...

Max: Cheese!

Chief: This is serious, Max. Despite despicable loading times, this mission is vital. The fate of the entire planet depends on you.

Cone of Silence: FWOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-FATOOM!

Max: ....and loving it!

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