Chief, this is Max. What I have to report will require the Cone of
Chief: Really, Max?
Max: Yes Chief.
Cone of Silence:
Max: Chief, would you
believe the Socialist Republic are going to nuke the moon?!
Chief: Yes, we know Max. Our Imperialist States have the same plan.
Max: But Chief, if they nuke the moon, where will we get cheese
Chief: Never mind that Max, if either side nukes the
moon itíll also destroy Earth!
Max: Thatís terrible, Chief.
99 and I are holidaying in two weeks!
Chief: Well Max, itís
down to you to stop this. Youíll need to stealthily infiltrate the
Socialist and Imperialist bases, take out their soldiers, collect
blueprints and disable their computers. All without alerting them to
your presence, for if you do Defcon levels will raise until you may
have mere seconds to complete the task before ďKABLOOEY!Ē Itís a
very dangerous mission...
Max: Yes, well danger is my
Chief: No it isnít, thatís Cool McCool...
Max: Oh, sorry about that Chief. So, is there anything else I should
Chief: Well, youíll be slickly animated in slick
environments with slick graphics and slick sonics.
old fully slick trick?
Chief: Yes Max. Youíll mostly sneak in
2D, but when sliding into cover to hide from heavily-armed
army-types youíll pop into a 3D over-the-shoulder shooter-type
arrangement. Itíll all happen seamlessly, too, and in
randomly-generated bases. Before entering each infiltration mission
youíll use cash gained from previous sorties to upgrade weaponry and
engage other perks that Carlsonís prepared for you. Sometimes youíll
have little to assist due to previous incompetence, and Defcons will
be so high that with one false move youíll be toast...
Chief: This is serious, Max. Despite despicable
loading times, this mission is vital. The fate of the entire planet
depends on you.
Cone of Silence:
....and loving it!