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POSTED 1/1/11


DEF JAM RAPSTAR

Konami
PS3 (also on Xbox 360, WIi)

Yo!
We’ll be up front
We can’t rap for shit
That’s it
Now we said it so read on
if you really care
about some white bread chick
puttin’ it out there…

It’s just SingStar with rhymes yeah?
Nah, you be illin' there
‘cos it’s more, ah heh heh heh
it’s classic hip-hop a bumpin’ and bashin’
With newer stuff with melody and mashin’
Kickin’ old school, and visitin' new,
from Public Enemy to the Rock Steady Crew.

Well the last one’s BS
but it made an ace rhyme
Still Flavor Flav’s here
and he's tellin’ the time
But you have to unlock him
before you can clock him
Yeah just a few joints
are unlocked for first points
You gotta be spinnin’
the rhymes that are winnin’
to get to others
of those 45 mothers
(but not “fuckin’”
’cos to Konami that’s nuthin’)

There’s Fiddy and LL
Salt, Pepa plus Nas, hell
The Beasties, Run DMC
Wu Tang, Kanye and Nelly

Then there’s FX
from echo to more
Give variance to your lore
Video it
Then make it viral
Up the charts you will spiral
Pair up online or local
Go the duet with sis, bro or yokel

Even if you don’t know the track
bluff it, and points you’ll rack
But when you know it
you’ll surely show it
and nab the trophies
’cos bling is the keys!

Now we’re laggin’
but we’re not baggin’
Just ‘cos we can’t rap
don’t mean others are crap
So big-ups to Konami
the digital army
for bringin’ the lyrical troops
in hopes they’ll recoups
We don’t think they’ll do it in Australia
But if they do we’ll chuck a shrimp on the barbie for them mate
’cos this ’ere thing’s pretty bloody great.
Uh, erm... facilitate!

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