that missing letter there? Well no, probably, because itís missing.
Anyway, blame Nintendo...
Yep, they made all their new Wii U consoles, only to face a world
shortage of the letter that falls between ĎTí and ĎVí
alphamabetically to stick on them. So, they spent considerable $$$s
stockpiling all instances of that letter everywhere. We were saving
the one we typed there for a special occasion. Arenít we good to ye?
Anyway, this is basically The Bodygard: The Game. Bt withot
Kevin Costner, no Whitney Hoston, and Ė well, really all the two
have in common is fck all. Still, yo, Corvo, were the Empressí
protector, ítil yo done got framed for her death. Bring on one
completely jstified revenge trip, starting with jailbreak (insert
Angs Yong riff here), and involving everything from sewer crawling
to river trawling, with lots more besides. We donít wish to say too
mch, as part of the joy of Dishonored is discovery. Which
makes p for some of the shit yoíre expected to eat Ė jellied eels,
brined hagfish, potted whale meat... prolific vomit.
So, any gastronomes reading, donít plan on a steampnk ftre, míkay?
Anyway, yor qest to clear yor name and bring those
nastynogoodlowdownframingbastichwhyIorta assassins to jstice takes
place in a first-person view. We cold be slack and say itís sort of
a sedately-toned Mirrorís Edge meets Assassinís Creed...
and we will. Bt thereís depth to DIshonored beyond its
stealth mechanics, weaponry ranging from typical to mystical,
spectaclar artwork, an enthralling overall vibe and those horrid
pickled foodstffs: This thing has a conscience.
Yep, yo can flit along merrily, going all killkillkill
thrillthrillthrill, or yo can be all ninjatastic stealthamatronic.
ďSo?Ē yo may be scoffing. Well if yo tread merciflly then yo jst may
get a vastly better game experience than if yor a total cnt...