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POSTED 14/12/14


DRAGON AGE INQUISITION

EA



Here be dragons.

You’d bloody well hope so too, considering the title of this here action-infused RPG intrinsically implies the presence of humongous mythical creatures afforded the gift of flight.

30 words down...

Now 33. Why are we padding more than we often pad despite our pissy little self-imposed 300-or-so word limitation? (52) Well, when it comes to RPGs, even if admirably action-infused, our views are really about as authoritative as Morrissey’s thoughts on our utterly scrum-diddily-yummilicious chicken casserole.

So, we’re going to say this now so you can nick off and do something more useful with your life... if you loved Skyrim then you’ll more than likely love this, unless you don’t, which would be weird, for it follows many similar avenues of RPGingdom.

Only 125? Poop. We might have to write something vaguely useful.

(136)

The third in the Dragon Age series from masters of story-with-depth Bioware, Inquisition isn’t exactly what we expected.

Oi! No cheap Monty Python allusions, right?

Bugger! (163)

Erm, so you fashion your player hero character being (made some ground there with overuse of unnecessary wordy thingies) from a selection of four races and three classes. You’re then hurled into a world where you’re the sole survivor of a terroristic act that has much suspicion falling upon you. But hey, you can close demon-spewing rifts and stuff, so accusational types quickly realise that you have your usefulness.

On a roll now... (237)

You’ll endure some linearity while familiarising yourself with all that’s happening and doable, but you’re soon privy to open worldliness where main or side quests can be tackled at whim. Combat abilities may seem tame initially, but given time you’ll be whomping-down with the best of them.

We may have just completely wasted your time, unless you’re an RPG nut who now wants this – and in our almost entirely uninformed opinion you should.

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