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POSTED 18/5/13


MEN'S ROOM MAYHEM

Ripstone

Vita/PSN

Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Letís do it, letís do a poo...

Yep, the Vitaís gone to shit, literally. In Menís Room Mayhem youíre a heavenly janitor Ė we describe you so adjectivally as youíre unseen, looking down upon patrons from a vantage point above proceedings.

Youíre a custodian of all things bodily waste disposalistic. You eventually get the keys to seven public conveniences, ranging from biker bar to circus, nightclub to beachfront kinda thing. Your aim (heh) is to achieve various toiletry KPIs in guiding your patrons to where they need to go (heh-heh), while avoiding embarrassing encounters of the wee, poo or fisticuffsy kind.

Your clientele varies wildly. There are those desperate for number ones, so a timer timers away DUN-DUN-DUN-illy as you scramble to prioritise them while others amble about wishing to urinate or defecate without such bladder-squishing time pressures. You also might get an old hippy who like just forgets man, an old bloke whoís a bit doddly or clowns who split in to two to do-doo number twos.

This full service waste management deliverable coordination is synergised via your primary digital interface Ė your finger. A patron enters, you draw a line guiding them in turn to a dunny, the sink for squeaky-cleanliness then the door to get them the hell out of your domain. You can skip step two if youíre ambivalent about the spread of hepatitis and general ickiness Ė donít eat the peanuts...

Sounds familiar? Yep, itís Flight Control. Or Shite Control Ė for rhyming fun, rather than hyper-succinct review purposes. Itís essentially identical, just with a graphical disguise. Hell, the musicís even similar.

But Flight Control (stupidly) isnít on the Vita, and Shite Cont- sorry, Menís Room Mayhem, is and it competently holds its own. Despite being as original as dunny door doodle doodles...

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