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POSTED 28/12/10
MONOPOLY STREETS
EA
PS3 (also on Xbox 360, Wii)
When young and
churlish, we hated Monopoly – or ‘Monotony’ as we called it,
thinking ourselves ever so witty. But we’ve grown up and our tastes
have evolved, so surely we’ll dig the real estate game, erm, game
now, yeah?
Nup. Still hate it – bored now! Our holiday fund may have matured,
but we haven’t. Make it pretty as, it’s still the same
yawn-inducing pursuit for your wannabe Gordon Gecko to get their
cheapies with, as they revel in smushing your puny life into one of
penury.
That being said, if you DO like Monopoly (yo, Gordo!) then
this flashy update should please. The board game’s essentially
cross-pollinated with The Sims to turn the playfield – and we
were way-impressed that Australia gets the London layout we grew up
with - into a living city kinda thingy. Lob on an unsold property
and there’s a ‘for sale’ sign, the jail’s really cellular and
success is represented by the size of your coc... uh, headquarters.
Classic play-pieces remain, but with associated characters that give you the shits. In particular the top hat bearer; a midget Harry
Potter-alike who sounds like a Gobbledok. When cajoled into
playing this when munchkinny we’d only succumb if we got the racing
car. Now that it’s coupled with a lobotomised Peter Perfect we need
to rethink that one.
Monopoly Streets slathers options on with a spatula, with
different rule sets, and the ability to ‘adjust’ them to suit your
own possibly nefarious ends. The original board’s here for purists
and online play’s included, so if alone you can be content in
knowing somebody somewhere is as numbed by life as you.
Hell, even Mr Monopoly (the tycoon formerly known as Rich Uncle
Pennybags) exclaims “Hooray! The game is over!” upon ending... ’nuff
said.
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