POKÉMON WHITE VERSION 2
story so far... Some two years have elapsed since
Pokémon: White/Black came
out. There are differences between black and white – just ask
Pantone. Pikachu is yellow. We still think ‘Pokémon’ sounds like a
Jamaican person’s description of a teensy flat...
Yes, with heavy heart and much blushination... Oh, who are we
kidding? Despite decent gameristic credentials, you can’t click with
everything. We love collecting stuff, but are pooey at patient
strategy. Pokémon requires collecting stuff – yay! But it requires
patient strategy – boo! Forgiveness, please.
Due to this ability hole in offering our usual sage advice to you,
our ever-so-dear viewer, we’ve done what we’ve done previously when
left foundering like a bounder flounder munching a Quarter Pounder
while playing rounders with Richard Lounder, and consulted an
expert. It’s with much respect and gratitude that we introduce the
wise words of bona fide Pokémon legend Ms Ashley M, age 10...
“Pokémon White V2 allows you to discover the new Unova
region, with new Pokémon, Gym Leader, new rivals and Trainers to
battle against. There are more places to visit on the new Unova map,
“Pokémon White V2 is a good game; you verse new team Plasma
and old team Plasma to help Pokémon. The hard thing is beating the
Gym Leaders, because they have more powerful Pokémons than in V1.”
“There aren’t a lot of new Pokémon to catch, and the Pokémon in the
other games can be captured in this version. Pokémon White V1
was better as it was different and exciting. V2 has only got a
little bit of new stuff. The main differences between the two
versions are some maps and gifts.”
So there. Hopefully that made sense to any poor unsuspecting Pokémon
fans that may have tripped over this site on their way to new
Pikachu? Bless you!