POSTED 12/10/12


POKÉMON WHITE VERSION 2

Nintendo
DS

The story so far... Some two years have elapsed since Pokémon: White/Black came out. There are differences between black and white – just ask Pantone. Pikachu is yellow. We still think ‘Pokémon’ sounds like a Jamaican person’s description of a teensy flat...

Yes, with heavy heart and much blushination... Oh, who are we kidding? Despite decent gameristic credentials, you can’t click with everything. We love collecting stuff, but are pooey at patient strategy. Pokémon requires collecting stuff – yay! But it requires patient strategy – boo! Forgiveness, please.

Due to this ability hole in offering our usual sage advice to you, our ever-so-dear viewer, we’ve done what we’ve done previously when left foundering like a bounder flounder munching a Quarter Pounder while playing rounders with Richard Lounder, and consulted an expert. It’s with much respect and gratitude that we introduce the wise words of bona fide Pokémon legend Ms Ashley M, age 10...

“Pokémon White V2 allows you to discover the new Unova region, with new Pokémon, Gym Leader, new rivals and Trainers to battle against. There are more places to visit on the new Unova map, too.”

“Pokémon White V2 is a good game; you verse new team Plasma and old team Plasma to help Pokémon. The hard thing is beating the Gym Leaders, because they have more powerful Pokémons than in V1.”

“There aren’t a lot of new Pokémon to catch, and the Pokémon in the other games can be captured in this version. Pokémon White V1 was better as it was different and exciting. V2 has only got a little bit of new stuff. The main differences between the two versions are some maps and gifts.”

So there. Hopefully that made sense to any poor unsuspecting Pokémon fans that may have tripped over this site on their way to new collectaphonic edification.

Pikachu? Bless you!

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