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			8/5/14
 
  LEGO
 LORD OF THE RINGSTHE HOBBIT
 TT Games/WB Games
 
 
           
 
  
			 
			
			Damn, 
			if anybody discovers that we’ve never properly seen Peter Jackson’s
			Lord of the Rings trilogytwo The Hobbit flicks then we’re 
			stuffed...
 Oh shit, did we type that aloud?
 
 Yep, it’s 
			true. We saw the first
 oneLOTR, but it felt more like a New Zealand 
			travelogue to us. What can we say? We’re missing the fantasy gene.
 However, we’re not missing the enjoy-a-fun-game gene, and 
			 LEGO
 LOTR’sThe Hobbit’s definitely an enjoyable fun game. Based on the 
			face-fuzzular Kiwi director’s trilogical adaptation more than 
			Tolkien’s wordular affairs, it takes the collect-crazy LEGO 
			blueprint and adds. What does it add? Well, original motion picture 
			soundtracky epicness, for starters. Then there’s original dialogue 
			by original actors (hmmm, we’re sounding K-Telismic again), which 
			admittedly can be odd if you’re used to the old Charlie Brown’s 
			teacher LEGOistic dialogue style. It’s also open worldy between 
			missions, like the ace LEGO Batman 2, has square-mashing combat, 
			loot collection, instructional building like 
			The LEGO Movie Videogame, 
			increased need for co-operation and adds that RPG chestnut schlep 
			quests to proceedings.
 Typical LEGOtacular humour still 
			abounds – just toned down a smidgeon to avoid diehard inflammation.
 80+100+ characters are eventually playable, although most action 
			revolves around yourAragorninnumerable dwarves, Gandalf andFreddo 
			FrogDil- erm, Bilbo Baggins types. You flit between posse members 
			to utilise their skillz when appropriate, be itfishingarchery, 
			firing or fighting beasties so plentiful and nomenclaturely bizarre 
			that our spell check would scream for another red pen should we list 
			them.
 As those in the know will, erm, know, the quest du jour 
			is to potter to
 the ominously-named Mount DoomErebor in order to 
			dispose of this nasty-pasty20th ringdragon Smaug Cumberbatch that 
			has somewhat of an issue with goodness. Apparently.
 The 
			unique LEGO game mentality – which is a nice way of saying that they 
			can get really fucking obscure - is alive on occasions, but fans of 
			preceding games shouldn’t find anything too flummoxing.
 
 Also, 
			if you’re wondering where the third part, The Battle of the Five 
			Armies, is, it doesn’t bloody-well exist yet. It will, however, 
			apparently be sticky-taped on via DLC at the end of the year.
 
 Fantasy gene or not, LEGO
 LOTR’s The Hobbit’s super-fun. Oneblock to rule themjourney started it all! Blahblahblah...
 
     
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