GAMESBLIP 'BLIPPY' AWARDS 2014
know you want it...
SWITCH GALAXY ULTRA
We like a good
Call yourself a game?
Steel Wool Games/Ripstone
fucking hate them. Big mofo ones? More so. Something that hunts them though?
Hey, it’s not all so bad...
All roads lead to this!
If you have what it takes, you can have it all!
DRAGON AGE INQUISITION
LARA CROFT AND THE TEMPLE OF OSIRIS
We’re on a mission
SUPER SMASH BROS FOR WII U
Here they come,
walking down the street. They get the funniest hooks from everyone they meet...
HATSUNE MIKU: PROJECT DIVA F 2nd
described variously as divine, fascinating, a mystery and even a dancer...
STEALTH INC 2: A GAME OF CLONES
You’re sneaky. Well,
not necessarily you, but you when you take on the role of this game’s
ASSASSIN'S CREED UNITY
guv’nor! Didn’t you kill my farva?
THE WALKING DEAD: SEASON TWO
Oh my darlin’,
oh my darlin’, oh my darlin’ Clementine...
LEGO BATMAN 3: BEYOND GOTHAM
shenaniga- oh bugger, we opened the last one in much the same way...
FAR CRY 4
Kyrat calling to the
faraway towns. Now war is declared, and battle come down...
ZEN PINBALL 2: SOUTH PARK PINBALL
GEOMETRY WARS 3: DIMENSIONS
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive...
THOMAS WAS ALONE
You’re a square...
GRAND THEFT AUTO V
RABBIDS INVASION: THE INTERACTIVE TV SHOW
either love them, hate them, are ambivalent to them or have never heard of them.
Yep, that should cover all bases...
TENNIS IN THE FACE
Birds do it, bees
do it, let’s tennis in the face!
FANTASIA: MUSIC EVOLVED
we’re going to play a piece of gaming that tells a very definite story.
THE WOLF AMONG US
Who’s afraid of
the Big Bad Wolf?
A lass can’t do it all
on her own...
HALO: THE MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION
resist crap cooking show references...
RETRO CITY RAMPAGE: DX
are afoot at the circle button, dude...
PES 2015 - PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER
“Oh look! It’s
sportsball!” is something we’ll never say...
What is it with
zombies and brown? Seriously, if we’re ever undead we promise to exert more
CALL OF DUTY: ADVANCED WARFARE
It’s 2054. North Korea has
invaded South Korea, and naturally the USA have thrust their noses – and
considerable firepower - into proceedings...
LORDS OF THE FALLEN
Look, do you
want a happy god or a vengeful god?
SAMURAI WARRIORS 4
Pickly, Japanesey, seasoning-infuser of soup. What? “Musou”? D’oh!
THE MUPPETS MOVIE ADVENTURES
Muppet News Flash. Dateline: Vita. A widespread outbreak of laryngitis has
rendered the Muppets speechless. When asked for comment, Kermit the Frog stated,
Time, is marching on...
Once upon a time, SEGA
teaming with Nintendo was as likely as Celine Dion getting her sing on with Iron
Ross auditions to play The Addams Family’s Lurch: “You Wang?”
Hello. My name is
Amy, and I’m a Pegglemaholic...